It’s the weekend, y’all!
I gotta say, people were annoying me this week.
From the asshat LaRouche supporters who harassed me outside the post office when I refused their literature (worry not, I unleashed hell on them), to Charlie Sheen refusing to STFU.
So let’s make this a STFU thread, shall we?
STFU, Lady Gaga! You’re so edgy and avant garde, yet you filed a BS lawsuit against some doofus in London who is selling ice cream made from human breast milk and calling it Baby Gaga.
News of the flavor’s sale in a London sweets shop by a waitress dressed like Lady Gaga raised eyebrows worldwide and led to its confiscation after the Westminister City Council deemed it unfit for human consumption.
That hasn’t stopped the meat-wearing entertainer from accusing Covent Garden’s Icecreamists of riding her “coattails” to promote a “deliberately provocative” product that many consider “nausea-inducing,” according to legal documents filed on her behalf.
Lady G claims the ice cream stunt is detrimental to her “brand.” Know what else could be detrimental to your brand? Filing suit and giving these wackos even more publicity, so STFU already!
STFU, idiot Time columnist! Some troll named John Cloud wrote a meandering screed against parents, claiming we delude ourselves into thinking parenthood is more rewarding than it is. Read the drivel if you dare. Some lowlights:
Why? For the same reason you keep spending money to fix up an old car when it just doesn’t work — or keep investing in the same company when it’s failing. Humans throw good money after bad all the time. When we have invested a lot in a choice that turns out to be bad, we’re really inept at admitting that it didn’t make rational sense… snip
Of course parents should be commended for one little thing they do: maintain the existence of humanity. I praise them for that, but I think they’re both heroes and suckers.
I’m sorry Mr. Cloud, what is that you were saying? I was too busy batting at the rainbows, fairies and sparkles that permeate the air around me since I discovered the miracle of motherhood! So STFU and leave me to it.
And finally, a hearty, enthusiastic SHUT THE F*CK UP to none other than Mike Huckabee, who becomes more and more loathsome every time he opens his mouth. Then he has to open up his putrid pie hole again to backtrack.
Case in point: claiming Obama’s childhood in Kenya influenced his feelings about the Mau Mau Rebellion, then saying “Of COURSE I meant to say Indonesia!” Then why the f*ck were you talking about Kenya’s Mau Mau Rebellion, you moran?
Then he had to go running his mouth about Natalie Portman, who is pregnant and (gasp!) unmarried. Because, you know, that worked SO well for Dan Quayle when he criticized Murphy Brown and all. But inevitably, Huckabee backtracked:
Contrary to what the Hollywood media reported, I did not “slam” or “attack” Natalie Portman, nor did I criticize the hardworking single mothers in our country. My comments were about the statistical reality that most single moms are very poor, under-educated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death. That’s the story that we’re not seeing, and it’s unfortunate that society often glorifies and glamorizes the idea of having children out of wedlock.
And the GOP’s solution to this problem? Defund Planned Parenthood, try to ban abortion, and cut all forms of assistance for these lazy, worthless women! Way to piss off single moms, poor people, and women in general, Huck.
On second thought, maybe you should just keep running that mouth of yours…
Who would YOU like to say STFU to? Chime in!
This is an open thread of course, so chat away!