Here's a little article that I thought was fun entitled, "Things men should never do in the company of women"

There were plenty of things listed, ranging from cleaning high school trophies, to rapping, but the ones that resonated with me are the following, which I considered as INSTANT turn-offs:

Forget to carry cash
This happened to me once. As I pulled money out of my wallet and slipped it to him under the table, I thought "What a loser." Needless to say, I never went out with him again.

Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.
Another nightmare of dating. Why are men SO insistent on checking to see if it's still there??

Talk about former exploits. Ever.
Yeah, what's up with that?

Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore.
I just find that to be a huge indication of how little a man thinks of himself and how overshadowed he is by his own limitations.

What about you? Do you have any other things you'd like to add to this list?