I LOVE Heidi Klum. I mean, because of her I know how to say "good-bye" in German: Auf Wiedersehen! I think she's funny, gorgeous, and has a KILLER BODY!

So when a designer I've never heard of...Wolfgang Joop talks about how fat she is, I feel a bit insulted and more than a little bit confused.

"No way," Joop told German News website BILD.COM. "She is no runway model. Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde - that is commercial."

Other "designers" have also joined in on the Heidi bashing:

Other commenters have waded in to the debate citing Klum "too short" and too "voluptuous" for high-fashion work. Fellow German fashion icon Karl Lagerfeld recently remarked: "I don't know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also doesn't know who she is."

Who is Karl Lagerfeld? Oh, wait. Isn't he the one that always carries around a fan and wears fingerless gloves? Whatever.

I say, Wolfgang Joop and Karl Lagerfeld, you are "out".