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Deceptively Passable: A Book Review

Fri Apr 04, 2008 at 10:16:44 PM PDT

About six months ago, I saw Jessica Seinfeld (Jerry's wife) pimping her cookbook, Deceptively Delicious, on Oprah.  I was glued to the screen.  I don't know why, since my daughter is open to eating vegetables.  She loves asparagus, bell peppers, cauliflower, cucumbers.  Once, when we were having a guest for dinner, she even sneaked all the broccoli before we sat down to eat.  Still, there's no reason not to get extra vegetables in wherever we can.  Also, to let you in on a little secret, I'm lukewarm about most vegetables and have been "sneaking" them into my own food for years.  

So I was thrilled when my sister-in-law gave me the book as a Christmas gift.  I tore into it immediately, although I was already having my doubts.  I had heard about the controversy by that time, saying that Seinfeld may have plagiarized the idea and even some of the recipes from Missy Chase Lapine's Sneaky Chef.  There was also the issue of the $20,000 dollars worth of shoes as a thank you gift to Oprah for having her on her show.  Jessica Seinfeld can spend her money any way she wants, but the super rich giving the super rich gifts like this is, in my opinion, just so tasteless.  Oh, and don't forget the shameless exploitation of her husband's fame.  Almost every page has a cute cartoon of Jerry or the Seinfeld children saying something not remotely interesting.  Sadly, this Jessica Seinfeld woman was growing less appealing by the second.

But I digress!  The recipes are the point, no?  Well, they'll do!  
The first thing I tried was the french toast with banana or pumpkin puree.  Very good, although I had to wonder if two tablespoons worth or puree made much nutritional difference.  

Over the last few months I have tried making most of the muffins and some of the other dishes, with varying degrees of success.

When I first flipped through the book, what caught my eye were the tofu nuggets.  Simply cut up the tofu into bite size pieces, roll it in spinach puree, cover with breadcrumbs and fry them up.  I was excited, and so was my daughter Simone, who was thrilled to have tofu for dinner.  
I steamed and pureed the spinach, which lead to the first problem:  an entire bunch of spinach yielded 1/4 cup puree (so maybe 2 Tbs of puree packs a lot of vitamins after all?).  Fine, I figured.  The recipe serves four, and I'm serving two, as my husband wouldn't touch tofu.  He has a moral objection to dishonest food anyway.
Problem number two arose soon enough.  Without a nanny, cook or maid, I mostly do for myself.  Simone likes to help me cook, which I'm not convinced is a bad thing.  I asked my husband to keep her out of the kitchen, but it was hard.  She wandered in to help, took one look at the spinach puree, and announced that she would not be eating it.  It did look disgusting, I must admit.  But I soldiered on, which brought me to problem number three (of five):  Breadcrumbs do not cover up dark green.  Ya ain't foolin' no one!
Problems four and five?  They were labor intensive and yucky.  Ironically, Simone would have gladly eaten tofu (though she won't now...) and would have at least picked at spinach salad.

I was intrigued by the chocolate cake with beets, which I made for Simone's birthday.  You can clearly taste the beets.  I took a bite and apologized to a guest, who politely said "oh, it just adds another layer of flavor."

Not to completely trash the book.  The french toast is good, the peanut butter and banana muffins are very good, and the macaroni and cheese with cauliflower?  Out of this world, imo.  

Bottom line, if you have trouble getting your kids to eat vegetables, and if you can cook in seclusion, this book is worth the $16.95 or whatever.  I feel some guilt about not trying out The Sneaky Chef, but surreptitious vegetables didn't go over well enough in my family for me to buy another book.

Tags: Deceptively Delicious, Jessica Seinfeld, The Sneaky Chef, Missy Chase Lapine, vegetables (all tags)

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  • Reintroduce Simone to tofu with (0 / 0)

    Moo-less Chocolate Pie by Alton Brown.

    2 cups chocolate chips,
    1/3 cup coffee liqueur
    1 block silken tofu
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1 tablespoon honey
    1 prepared chocolate wafer crust
    Place a small metal bowl over a saucepan with simmering water. Melt the chocolate and coffee liqueur in the bowl. Stir in vanilla.
    Combine the tofu, chocolate mixture, and honey in the blender jar. Liquefy until smooth.

    Pour the filling into the crust and refrigerate for 2 hours, or until the filling is set.

    Point of note: this is quite good as a pudding - you don't need the crust. Mori-Nu makes little packets that you mix with a box of tofu and water that's very simple, or you could duplicate it with cocoa powder and sugar most likely.  I actually prefer it to real pudding.

    Also, silken tofu makes a great base for a smoothie. Tofu, frozen fruit, juice, blender, yum. :-)

    I keep trying to cook tofu in entrees and I've pretty much never been successful. I like it fine in restaurants.

    The classic chocolate cake sneaky recipe is to use prune puree (typically baby food, unless like me you have a plum prune tree) in place of some or all of the fat. I've also heard of people using green bean puree. I think both were invented by school cooks who had been gifted with too many totally unsuitable commodities. :-)

    My favorite cook-with-kid meal is pizza. She gets her crust, I get mine. That way I could pretend not to notice when she drapes it across her face, sneezes on it, whacks it in strange ways, mashes it with her elbow...  Now that she's a very grown up 7, :-), she's a little more sanitary with it.

  • i love alton! (0 / 0)

    don't much care for mrs seinfeld

    one thing that helped me w/ my kids is a chinese buffet restaurant- there's one i really like the next town over

    i can't stand wasting food, so i'd hold up the kids so they could see the rows of food, and put a tiny bit of whatever they thought looked good on their plate

    if they didn't eat it- no problem- i'd eat it

    there was no pressure and no work and then i can commit to making more of a new veggie at home

    and we tend to lose our minds when we have to order food and then wait for it.  and if we get apps then the kids are done eating by the time the meal arrives and it's a lot of money to spend not having fun.  so buffet restaurants are it for now- when my two year old is older hopefully we'll be able to enjoy a civilized meal

  • Spinach Balls (0 / 0)

    These don't have any tofu, but they're full of spinachy goodness (and way cheaper than the ones you can buy, now, in the freezer section).

    Spinach Balls

    10 oz frozen spinach, defrost and squeeze dry
    1/2 C bread crumbs
    1/2 C parmesan cheese, grated
    1 egg
    1/4 C butter, melted (I can't imagine why olive oil wouldn't work, but I haven't tried it)
    1 small onion, chopped
    1 big clove garlic, chopped
    1 t. herbs (whatever you like - I like Italian Seasoning)
    1/2 t. salt
    Ground black pepper

    Mix all ingredients together.  Roll into 1 inch balls.  Place on ungreased cookie sheet.  Bake at 350 for 15 minutes, or until golden.  Makes about 20.

    These are great with ranch, or with marinara if you want to get in yet another veggie.  We eat them in place of chicken nuggets.  The kids have to wrestle them away from me.  

  • I just serve regular old vegetables (0 / 0)

    At every meal, I serve vegetables.  Sometimes the kids eat them, sometimes they don't.  (Actually, my 1.5-year-old always eats them, but my older kid isn't as into veggies these days.)  I don't make a big deal about it or encourage it at all, and yesterday my older kid asked for more asparagus.

    The book I read that most affected my attitude about feeding kids was Child of Mine by Ellyn Satter.  It basically takes a totally stress free approach to feeding kids.  You put down a variety of healthy foods at every meal and let them eat what they want.  I'm not sure how much my philosophy had to do with my kids eating habits, but I have two adventurous eaters who eat a wide range of foods and no mealtime battles.

    My new vegetable obsession is freeze-dried green beans from Whole Foods.  The carrots are good too.  They're lightly salted and crunchy, so it feels like you're eating chips, but they're green beans.  I love them so much I rarely share them with the kids, since they're pretty expensive.

    • Yeah...me, too. (0 / 0)

      And I do casseroles....its very easy to sneak a few vegetables into a casserole or a sauce.  

      As toddlers, my kids liked a couple of vegetables...they liked cooked green beans and corn.  So, we had a lot of those.  As they got bigger, they did like raw vegetables, and still do.  Cucumbers are a favorite for all of us, so when someone is in need of a snack, we're just as likely to peel a cucumber and share it as anything else.

      My kids have also always been in love with broccoli.  When little, they referred to it as "little trees".  They'd eat it raw, cooked, you name it.  Yeah, often we smothered it in cheese sauce, which probably negates a little of the nutritional value, but they still were eating a vegetable!  My biggest problem was being able to keep them away from it long enough for me to be able to cook it.  

  • Sneaky Chef (0 / 0)

    I just read The Sneaky Chef, which is the one Jessica Seinfeld allegedly plagiarized.

    I wasn't impressed!  Like you said, I wasn't convinced that the amounts you would add would make a big difference.  

    Then, you had to keep all these purees around, they were called Orange Puree #1, Orange Puree #2, Purple Puree, Green Puree, on and on and on.

    Already, I know, there is no way I am going to be able to keep up with this.

    Then, at the very end of the book, she says you can substitute the purees with BABY FOOD! After all that, I could just be throwing baby food in!

    Also, I'm not sure that hiding the veggies is a good thing.  I would rather they learn to eat them whole, even if I need to throw some cheese on them, at least they know what they are.

    • With normal kids...yes.. (0 / 0)

      with Cracker Boy we've been sneaking baby food into stuff since I bought that book.  He has major texture issues (and is insanely stubborn) so the only way to get any veggies in him is to sneak them.   We could argue and make him cry and turn dinner into a big battle ...and then have him gag and puke and get to clean that up... but I choose the low road with this child.  

      The other two eat veggies with minimal arguing but if this one child gets some veggies snuck into his food and even if it's a tiny amount it's still better than nothing.   I know it's a very small amount but it's something.  

      It's a major pain in the arse to have a child like this and I hate the whole stressing out about what he eats.  

      "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

      by lonestar canuck on Sat Apr 05, 2008 at 06:26:07 AM PDT

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  • my new favorite tofu recipe (0 / 0)

    ironically, from my dad, only to prove that he could:

    cut tofu into bite size pieces
    marinate in soy sauce 1/2 hour

    mix:
    corn starch
    sesame seeds
    nutritional yeast (totally optional but yummy)
    spread it out on a plate

    roll the tofu in the mixture

    fry

    it is soooo good. My 2 1/2 year old gorges on it.

    if you wobba cypress trees then I will wobba you

    by thais on Sat Apr 05, 2008 at 07:21:29 AM PDT

  • All your recipes (0 / 0)

    sound fantastic--I don't need Jessica Seinfeld!

  • Veggies (0 / 0)

    My kids are 9 and 7, and will eat most any vegetable we give them, but that certainly wasn't always the case.

    I think there is some unfair pressure put on parents to turn their kids into gourmands and veggie eaters by the time they start preschool. It's unrealistic to expect kids to make the flavor leap from cheerios to cauliflower overnight. That grassy vegetable taste can be a real acquired taste for some kids, especially the young ones. Certainly they aren't going to develop scurvy or rickets if they don't eat brussel sprouts twice a week...that's why God created Flintstones vitamins.  

    I think we can make vegetables seem 'normal' and enjoyable just by having them on the plate and in the grocery cart. I think when kids SEE veggies often, eventually they start to recognize it as 'something I should be eating.' We have always presented our kids with a small portion and asked that they try it. After a while (sometimes a long while!) they eat it without a fuss.

    Either that or they get old enough to say "you know, Mom, I just think zucchini tastes gross."

    • two really good points (0 / 0)

      one about just having veg around as a way of teaching kids that veg is a normal part of the diet.

      I also think it's important to understand that even though we may like it, there's no law that says the anklebiters will like it, too! Jess just does not like tomatoes right now; she'll have the requisite bite each time I serve raw tomatoes, but then will just want to move on to whatever else I serve with it. It took me awhile to learn (wow, teachable mommy moment) that hey, so long as she's willing to taste it, everything else is negotiable.

      • DD loved tomatoes last summer (0 / 0)

        but not so much anymore now; my guess is that they are simply too sour, this time of year.
        Turned out the other week that she does like them grilled - we had them as a side to grilled salmon. Her favourite was dipping bread (which she loves) into tomato-mush.

    • I'm trying to be patient (0 / 0)

      My older son, 7.5, will eat most anything I serve - we have no problem with him.  But the 4 year old is awful.  I do what you suggest, putting a little bit of broccoli and chicken on his plate next to the pile of pasta (or whatever), but he just. will. not. try. it.  I have been doing this for at least two years now.  Some nights I don't mention it.  Other nights I suggest it gently.  Very occasionally I try more strongly.  But we have made absolutely no progress and in some cases backslid in the past two years.  He eats no meat except bacon (and very occasionally hamburger) and literally no vegetables whatsoever.

      I just keep hoping he will grow out of it but right now there is not much sign of that happening any time soon.  My only saving grace is he will eat some fruits, and the rule about eating something healthy before dessert is the only thing getting him to eat some raspberries or something like that is the promise of sweets following.

      • 4 still pretty young (0 / 0)

        for those big veggie flavors. Broccoli, for instance, has a really strong flavor compared to an apple. For some kids it takes a looooooonnnnngggg time to widen their eating parameters to include those flavors.

        Besides, IMO, anyone who loves bacon to the exclusion of all other meats has his food priorities straight!

        A study came out last year (I hate studies, but I'm going to talk about one anyway) that showed that when kids grow up, they don't eat the way we fed them as children. Instead, they eat the way WE ate when they were children. You're modeling good habits for your kids, so chances are they will eat well in the long run.

        This is a long way of saying, "I totally sympathize, and don't drive yourself crazy over it."  =)

      • Any berries he loves? (0 / 0)

        You say he'll eat raspberries before dessert, but does he like sweeter berries better?  I'm sure you know, but I tend to overlook it because of their deliciousness...they are probably the healthiest food in existence.

    • Have you seen Cookie magazine? (0 / 0)

      Speaking of turning kids into little gourmands, they have a food section that almost always features stuff my kids won't touch or uses nuts that could kill my little allergic darlings.  I got a free subscription to that magazine but it drives me crazy.  I am definitely not cool enough or rich enough for Cookie.

      • I agree (0 / 0)

        I am definitely not cool enough or rich enough for Cookie.

        Me, either! I glanced at the price of the sweater the mom model was wearing whilst tussling with a toddler - $495! Yeah, right.

    • Mostly I agree (0 / 0)

      I don't "believe" in Seinfeld's approach (nor do I disbelieve in it--I just don't have strong feelings).  Mostly I was just experimenting.  Your point about just creating an atmosphere where they are normal is good.

      I don't even believe in pushing or requiring kids to try things, but I do think, you put everything on their plate unless they have a history or really, really disliking it.  My daughter doesn't like swiss cheese (except in cauliflower au gratin), not because it's new or because she hasn't tried it, but because she doesn't like it, so...no swiss cheese.  

      Mostly I let her choose the vegetables when she wants.  We serve something new occasionally, but almost always something I already know she likes.  I would never push a veggie they hated on my kids' plates.  

      And I so agree about the fact that kids are nor gormands by nature!  My daughter doesn't like anything complicated--no lasagna, she's not to keen on soup or sandwiches--she seems to only like one ingredient foods.  Honest food, I guess.

  • My son, the veggie-phobe (0 / 0)

    had a great comment.  We watched a show about a man in his 30s who wouldn't eat veggies (I think it was a Dr Phil, but don't think  less of me!).   Seth said "well that's dumb".  I pointed out (lovingly) that he, also, won't eat most veggies and Seth said "well, yeah, but I'm 8; when I'm old, like 30, I'll eat vegetables.  By then it would just be silly."

    So, I'll be happy with broccoli, vegetable soup (if I say it's just like Grandma's), just about anything in a quiche, and the occasional cucumber.  And, when he's 30....a big tossed salad!

    • smart boy (0 / 0)

      In our family we talk a lot about grownup flavors (coffee, brussel sprouts, hot sauce, wine, etc) vs kids flavors (bubblegum, marshmallow peeps, artificial grape, etc).   We each agree that the other's flavors are 'gross', but they cheerfully believe that they will prefer grownup things when they're ready.  When I announce that something is unambiguously for grownups (a fairly small set) they are happy because they trust that I won't force the very grossest foods on them.  And if they don't like something they at least accept that they might like it soon, so they don't resist much when I ask them to periodically try something.

      I don't need to push veggies, since my boys eat a ton and variety of fruits.  But I do reserve my secret weapon - the salt shaker - for vegetables alone.  They love salt but aren't allowed to put it on anything else, so they'll eat the broccoli to get it.

  • I'm like your husband (0 / 0)

    I just don't believe in "hiding" the veggies. It is funny though - my older son's favorite food is raw carrots and he pretty much eats everything that's put in front of him. But the younger one? Cheese and sausage please. Or peanut butter and jelly. With chocolate milk. No wonder the child gets constipated!

    But lately I've tried the trick of not giving him snacks too close to meal time, getting him really hungry, and then offering raw carrot immediately before dinner. Apparently hunger is the best sauce, because it works like a charm. I still haven't been able to convince him that red bell peppers are worth eating, but it's real progress.

  • The book is meh (0 / 0)

    I agree. I do admit to hiding some veggies, but I always present them in their "natural" form on the plate. I am big on blitzing tomatoes, carrots and onions, say and mixing them into the meatloaf or meatballs.

    A book I whole-heartedly recommend is "Salad People" by the incomporable Mollie Katzen (Moosewood Cookbook). She has written out recipes for grown-ups and step-by-step drawings of instructions for preschoolers. The actual recipe for "salad people" was a big hit around here, as was the foccacia and the "counting soup". Check it out at the library and I promsie you, you will go and purchase it.

    The whole focus is on kid's choice and participation, which to my mind are the KEYS to getting kids to eat well.

  • Mac & Cheese (0 / 0)

    works really well with broccoli too, I found out the other day...

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